To whom it may concern,
The Unequal Distribution of Sweet Colours in Frosties
I am writing to you to bring to your attention a gross oversight in your packing of your sweets Frosties. Today I went down to my local newsagents, Maynews, in Whitby Town Centre, and decided to buy a pack of your hard-boiled, sugar coated sweets to satisfy my sugary craving. I purchased the green and orange packet of these sweets, along with a Bruiser bar.
So I am sure you can only imagine my horror as I opened this pack and discovered that they were not all green at all, merely the less than satisfactory purple ones for the majority of the packet. I do admit that this may have been a misunderstanding on my part, and it was meant to be a mixed packet, and I accept this, however, as I opened the rest of the packet, I discovered two different coloured sweets, one orange and one yellow.
To my disgust I realised that this was your attempt at a mixed pack, and I was suitably ap